30 reasons you MIGHT be a dachshund person...

1. If you can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

2. If you like people who like your dachshund. You despise people who don’t; you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

3. If you are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dachshund needs to potty, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

4. If you never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken at a restaurant (so your dachshund gets a taste, too), you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

5. If you avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dachshund is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

6. If you make popcorn just to play catch with your dachshund, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

7. If you carry pictures of your dachshund in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

8. If your dachshund is the star of your World Wide Web site, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

9. If you have 32 different names for your dachshund. Most make no sense, but she understands, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

10. If you carry dachshund biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

11. If you talk about your dachshund the way other people talk about their kid, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

12. If you sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dachshund, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

13. If you put an extra blanket on the bed so your dachshund can be comfortable, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

14. If you'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dachshund than go to the movies with your sweetie, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

15. If you go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dachshund inside, and your dachshund loves to go with you, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

16. If you open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops out, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

18. If you and the dachshund come down with something like flu on the same day, your dachshund sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

19. If your dachshund is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

23. If you have your dachshund's picture on your office desk (but no one else's), you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

24. If you lecture people on responsible dachshund ownership every chance you get, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

25. If you skip breakfast so you can walk your dachshund in the morning before work, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

26. If you don't go to happy hours with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dachshund, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

28. If your weekend activities are planned around taking your dachshund for a hike (both days), you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

29. If you keep eating even after finding a dachshund hair in your pasta, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.

30. If when you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it, you MIGHT be a dachshund person.